Liber Terrae - Chapter 24

Verses

Verse 31

PLANETARY CONTROL NOTICE 31-B: Organic tenants are reminded that gravity is not a personal attack.

Verse 32

Complaints concerning winter have been forwarded to Axial Tilt. Axial Tilt has declined comment.

Verse 33

Requests for immortality were rejected because the recycling department has quotas.

Verse 34

Please stop calling earthquakes “messages.” Tectonics has no messaging account.

Verse 35

Ocean Division confirms that drowning remains a known compatibility issue with lungs.

Verse 36

Predation is functioning as designed. Whether the design is stupid falls outside this department’s authority.

Verse 37

Humans are prohibited from filing ownership claims over continents while continental drift is active.

Verse 38

Cats retain temporary administrative privileges over sunny surfaces, cardboard structures, and unattended keyboards.

Verse 39

The Moon is not a lamp. Repeated tickets on this matter will be closed without response.

Verse 40

“Why am I here?” is not a location-services request.

Verse 41

“Who authorized suffering?” has been escalated beyond the local hierarchy and returned unsigned.

Verse 42

Thank you for inhabiting Earth. Your matter will be reclaimed automatically at termination.