Liber Martis - Chapter 13

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CONTROL NOTICE 21: Residents of the Red Sphere are reminded that unauthorized heroism voids all afterlife warranties.

Atmospheric pressure remains insufficient for breathing and excellent for humility.

Sector Phobos reports elevated fear. Sector Deimos reports the fear is functioning as designed.

Do not attempt to repair Olympus Mons. The mountain is not broken. Your scale is.

All swords discovered in archaeological strata must be tagged PROPERTY OF PREVIOUS APOCALYPSE.

If the sky turns copper, remain indoors unless you are a prophet, a dust scientist, or extremely committed to the bit.

The canal system promised by earlier observers has been delayed indefinitely due to never having existed.

Jinn technicians deny responsibility for the face on Mars and request that humans stop finding faces in geology.

Command has received your prayer and 8,441 contradictory prayers from the opposing army. Resolution: both armies will be issued silence.

Anyone claiming to control Mars is required to demonstrate control of their own temper first.

No applicants have passed.

Transmission ends when you realize it began inside you.