Verse 23
The Court of Last Things is now in session. Defendant: Time.
The Court of Last Things is now in session. Defendant: Time.
Charge one: theft of youth.
Time pleads not guilty and requests clarification regarding ownership.
The prosecutor produces a childhood photograph.
Time asks whether the child in the picture still exists.
Objection.
Sustained, unfortunately.
Charge two: murder of civilizations.
Time requests the civilizations be called as witnesses.
The clerk checks the hallway.
None are available.
A cat enters the courtroom and sits on the evidence.
The judge asks whose cat it is.
Time says, Eventually, mine.
The court recesses for existential discomfort.
Upon return, the prosecutor changes strategy.
Charge three: making everything meaningless.
Time laughs for the first time.
It says, I only make things temporary. You people supplied the rest.
The jury requests more coffee.
A jinn in seat seven whispers that immortality would make procrastination catastrophic.
Seat eight agrees.
The judge asks Time whether it regrets anything.
Time says regret requires a direction I do not possess.
Verdict: responsible for aging, acquitted of interpretation.
Sentence: continue until further notice.
The cat is awarded custody of the photograph.