Verse 75
PROCLAMATION OF THE SEVENTH NIGHT: dignity is optional after the second cup.
PROCLAMATION OF THE SEVENTH NIGHT: dignity is optional after the second cup.
All solemn hats are to be exchanged at random.
Anyone caught explaining the rules of Saturnalia must immediately violate one.
Tonight the baker judges the magistrate's bread.
The magistrate may appeal to the geese.
The geese are notoriously strict.
Servants sit first. Masters discover whether they know where plates are kept.
Poets may pay debts in metaphors until sunrise, after which creditors may retaliate.
Cats are exempt from role reversal because they already behave as aristocracy and labor dispute simultaneously.
A jinn shall occupy the treasury and return exactly what was there, merely rearranged to cause suspicion.
No prophecy of doom may be delivered without a festive ribbon.
Anyone shouting THE OLD WAYS shall specify which century and provide snacks.
Tonight we remember that customs are costumes worn long enough to forget the body.
Tomorrow some costumes return.
Not all should.
Raise a cup to Saturn the Bound, Saturn Unbound, Saturn Who Probably Regrets Giving Us Holidays.
Raise another to the worker who made the cup.
Raise water too; tomorrow has legal authority.
At midnight exchange names with strangers.
At one, forget which name was yours.
At two, argue theology with furniture.
At three, forgive the furniture.
At dawn untie what can safely remain untied.
Then clean the street.
Revolution also leaves bottles.