Verse 55
On the first day we abolished the throne.
Liber Caeli - Chapter 27
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Verse 56
On the second day we abolished the word throne because several citizens were sitting suspiciously high.
Verse 57
On the third day chairs above regulation height were confiscated.
Verse 58
On the fourth day we created the Committee for Horizontal Equality.
Verse 59
The committee required a chairperson.
Verse 60
By the sixth day the chairperson had a raised platform for visibility.
Verse 61
By the seventh day we arrested a carpenter.
Verse 62
He asked what crime he had committed. We said verticalism.
Verse 63
He laughed, so we added counterrevolutionary acoustics.
Verse 64
Uranus, patron of disruption, looked down—or sideways; the geometry was disputed—and offered no endorsement.
Verse 65
We printed his symbol on every permit anyway.
Verse 66
Thus freedom acquired stamps, uniforms, and office hours.
Verse 67
I was executed for pointing out the resemblance. I submit this testimony posthumously and remain opposed to committee procedure.