Liber Caeli - Chapter 70

Verses

Verse 58

FORM R-1: All rebellions must be registered thirty days before spontaneous outbreak.

Verse 59

Applicants must specify whether the old order is oppressive, unfashionable, or merely using an irritating font.

Verse 60

Revolutions against gravity will be redirected to Physics.

Verse 61

Revolutions against mortality remain wait-listed.

Verse 62

Uranian exemptions apply only to disruptions producing at least one genuinely new idea.

Verse 63

Changing the ruler's portrait while retaining the prison does not qualify.

Verse 64

Renaming the prison Liberation Center does not qualify, though Marketing disagrees.

Verse 65

Applicants are warned that successful rebels become incumbents automatically.

Verse 66

Incumbents wishing to remain rebellious may criticize a neighboring jurisdiction.

Verse 67

Cat-led insurrections are exempt from paperwork because no cat has acknowledged our authority.

Verse 68

This loophole is under review and has been for nine centuries.

Verse 69

Please attach a plan for the morning after victory.

Verse 70

Applications without one will be approved fastest, as tradition requires.